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There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes. ~José Ortega y Gasset

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. ~Peter De Vries, Let Me Count the Ways, 1965

Every creatures stalks some other, and catches it, and is caught. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

I have come one step away from everything. And here I stay, far from everything, one step away. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man’s existence. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Take twelve whole months.
Clean them thoroughly of all bitterness,
hate, and jealousy.
Make them just as fresh and clean as possible.

Now cut each month into twenty-eight, thirty, or
thirty-one different parts,
but don’t make up the whole batch at once.
Prepare it one day at a time out of these ingredients.

Mix well into each day one part of faith,
one part of patience, one part of courage,
and one part of work.
Add to each day one part of hope,
faithfulness, generosity, and kindness.
Blend with one part prayer, one part meditation,
and one good deed.
Season the whole with a dash of good spirits,
a sprinkle of fun, a pinch of play,
and a cupfull of good humor.

Pour all of this into a vessel of love.
Cook thouroughly over radient joy,
garnish with a smile,
and serve with quietness, unselfishness,
and cheerfulness.
You’re bound to have a happy new year.

~Author Unknown~

Aap hamare dil me base ho….. Wah,Wah….. Aap
hamare dil me base ho…..
Thoda side me ho jao,
BLOOD wali Pipe me fase Ho….!

A wellwisher is not one who meets U everyday n talks with U everyday.
A wellwisher is 1 Who may or may nt meet U,
But Always thinks of U & Ur Happiness.

Kitna hasin Chand ka Chahera hai,
Us pr Sabab ka Rang Gehra hai,
Khuda ko Yakin na the Wafa pe Uski,
Tabhi to ek Chand pe Hazaro Taro ka Pahera hai…

Mere khwabo me aana aapka kasur tha,
Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha,
Aap aaye the zindagi me pal do pal ke liye,
Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha.

Love means too see Sumone with closed eyes,
To Mis Sumone in Crowd,
too Find Sumone in every thought,
To Live for Sumone,
But sure that Someone is Only One.

U want & U get that is Luck,
U want & U wait that is time,
U want but U compromise that is Life
& U want but U sacrifice that is LOVE.

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Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

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Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”

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Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quote s
1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so
choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat…
defeat is when your refuse to get up…

4) Ship is always safe at shore… but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who
you are when you are unsuccessful
you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him/her

7) “To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

“Even the word ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ says ‘I M POSSIBLE’ ”

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your
life makes all the difference.
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