SMS Dictionary

A guarantee:

Is usually free
It’s a promise to sort out any defects with a product or service within a fixed period of time
It’s a legally binding contract, even if you didn’t pay for it
It must explain how to go about making a claim in a way that is easy to understand
It should add to, not take away from, your rights under consumer law
It works whether or not you have a warranty

A warranty:

A warranty is like an insurance policy for which you must pay a premium.
Sometimes it’s called an ‘extended guarantee’.
It might cover a longer period than a guarantee, and it might cover a wider range of problems.
A warranty is a legal contract, so you can take the company to court if they don’t honour it.
The terms of the contract should be clear and fair.
Having a warranty doesn’t diminish your rights under consumer law.
A warranty can run alongside a guarantee.

This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness….. one fine morning he told his driver vijay “Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..”.

driver, “Par saab aapki tabyat?..”

amitabh “Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine…kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau…… .Hain”

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast…. breaks first red signal…… …

breaks second red signal…… ….

breaks on third red signal…… …..

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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out… “Chalo saheb lisaaaan dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat…baher nikaalo”

Sees amitabh “are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!” he is very suprised to see him….

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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ….

“Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par…”

Sir “KYun kya hua??”

Havaldar: “Sir ek gaadi ne signal todla hai ani me us gaadi ko side me rakha he”

Sir: “To phir?”

hawaldar: “Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir …. mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ..”

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Sir “KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??”

HAWALDAR : “WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR …

LEKIN AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ….”.

Like Munnabhai, I too am a hugger and sometimes crave a hug. The secure feeling when wrapped in someone’s arms is such a pleasurable feeling. I grew up in a family that hugged often and I have always shared hugs with my relatives, friends and pets too!

By Hugging You are expressing your feelings. Love, understanding, joy of seeing someone, reassurance, support, comfort, happiness.

We all need hugs from time to time.
I have read one article -The importance of Hugging. Hope you will enjoy reading,

The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Apparently, each were in their respective incubators, and one was not expected to live. A hospital nurse fought against the hospital rules and placed the babies in one incubator. When they were placed together, the healthier of the two threw an arm over her sister in an endearing embrace. The smaller baby’s heart rate stabilized and her temperature rose to normal.
They both survived, and are thriving! In fact, now that the two girls are home, they still sleep together, and still snuggle. The hospital changed their policy after they saw the effect of putting the two girls together, and now they bed multiples together

“How important are hugging and physical and emotional contact for people affected by life - threatening illnesses? People who receive nurturing maintain a better outlook on their situation — and historically, positive attitude is an important factor in long-term survival. Hugging and physical contact make a difference in a person’s frame of mind, and may help their medical condition. Best of all, hugging has no side effects and does not require a trip to the doctor.

Hugging is good medicine. It transfers energy, and gives the person hugged an emotional boost. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth. A hug makes you feel good. It is also a form of communication. It can say things you don’t have words for. The nicest thing about a hug is that you usually can’t give one without getting one.

Hugging is healthy: it helps the body’s immunity system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it’s invigorating, it’s rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug. A real ‘Jadu’ Ki jappi!

Ek Tere Yad

Ek tu teri aawaaz yaad aayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad aayegi,

Din dhal jaayega raat yaad aayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..

Kabhi hasti kabhi roti kabhi muskurati..
ye zindgi tere bin bhi kat jaayegi..

Par kuch kami isme bhi to reh jayegi.
dil ko tadpayegi kabhi tarsayegi.
har lamha teri yaad aa jayegi..

Aap hamare dil me base ho….. Wah,Wah….. Aap
hamare dil me base ho…..
Thoda side me ho jao,
BLOOD wali Pipe me fase Ho….!

A wellwisher is not one who meets U everyday n talks with U everyday.
A wellwisher is 1 Who may or may nt meet U,
But Always thinks of U & Ur Happiness.

Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar,
Kuch tamannaye jina shikha deti hai,
Hum kis tamanna k sahare jiye,
Ye zindagi har tamanna thukra deti hai.

Rose is famous for Grace…
Advocate is famous for his Case…
Horses are famous for Race…
But U r famous 4 “SMILE” on your Face.

Dictionary is the only place where Death comes Before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorse Before Marriage
& d best things is that Friend also Comes Before GOD.

If U love Someone put their name in a circle,
Instead of a Heart,
Bcoz hearts can break,
But Circle go on 4 ever.