SMS Dictionary http://smsdictionary.org SMSDictionary.Org Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:56:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 en Devotee’s Experience http://smsdictionary.org/devotees-experience/438 http://smsdictionary.org/devotees-experience/438#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:56:54 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/devotees-experience/438 On 7th January 2007, my wife, daughter and I reached Shirdi to have darshan of the Sadguru Sainath. Our tickets for returning from Shirdi to Delhi were booked on Jhelum Express on 8th January 2007 and we were to
Depart from Kopergaon Railway Station at 22:35 hrs. After spending the entire day at Shirdi we attended the evening Aarti at Dwarkamai (Masjid) and sought Permission from Baba for our journey to Delhi.

We left Shirdi in an autorickshaw at 21:00 hrs so as To reach Kopergaon from where we had to board the Train for traveling to Delhi. The distance between Shirdi and Kopergaon is around 20 kms and most of the Journey is traversed on the state highway, which is connected to other major towns located in and around Shirdi. It was dark and the only light was from Oncoming vehicles traveling at very high speed. The January evening chill made the journey tough for our Daughter and we wrapped her in a shawl in order to
Provide her some comfort and warmth. The windows of the Rickshaw were open and there was no covering /Sheet to thwart the cool breeze coming through the Windows.

Before we left the hotel and proceeded to Kopergaon, I gave the train tickets and some cash to my wife to keep in her purse. The bag also contained my wife’s Identity card, some documents, a diary and other miscellaneous items. After traveling around 12 kms From Shirdi, suddenly my wife tried to reach for her Purse to get cough syrup for our daughter. To her Surprise she could not find the purse in the Autorickshaw.

I told her she might have left it at the hotel counter but she was sure that she had carried it along while moving into the auto. We requested the autorickshaw Driver to halt so that we could search for the purse.
He stopped the auto and our frantic search started but we could not locate the purse. There was total Darkness and silence and I used the searchlight of my Mobile phone to look for the purse in the corners of the auto but met with no success. We requested the Autorickshaw driver to return to Shirdi in the hope of Finding it somewhere on the way, though I knew this was wishful thinking.’ I realized that we would not be able to retrieve a small purse on the stretch of 12 Kms that we had already covered from Shirdi towards
Koperagon.

The train arrival time was approaching and we were in a fix regarding what to do, as the tickets were in the Bag. We kept requesting the driver to move as fast as He could towards Shirdi in the remote hope of retrieving the purse but he saw no merit in driving aimlessly. My wife kept pestering him to drive a few more kilometers as we had already covered 4-5 kms Towards Shirdi.

After realizing that it is next to impossible to get the bag on the highway where vehicles are plying without interruption, I remembered my Sadguru and Prayed Him. I prayed to Baba that we cannot not leave Shirdi with such unpleasant memories in our mind. Within minutes of remembering Sai, I could see a small Object lying in the middle of the road and from the Distance I presumed that it could be the purse.

I requested the driver, who by now was not willing to Travel any further, to drive slowly as we approached the object. Meanwhile a heavy truck was approaching from the opposite side and with the help of its Headlights I was stunned to find that the black object lying on the road was indeed my wife’s purse. I Alighted from the Rickshaw and pulled the purse inside and heaved a sigh of relief and thanked Baba for HIS Merciful deed. There was no damage done to any items Kept inside the purse except a minor cut to its Exterior surface.

We started the journey to Koperagaon with only 15-20 Minutes left before the scheduled departure of the Train. It appeared that we might not be able to make it in time though the rickshaw driver was trying his Best to reach the station. On reaching the station we heard the announcement that the train was running late by half an hour. What a miracle!

Finally we boarded the train with sweet memories and our hearts filled with love and gratitude for Sadguru Saibaba.

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Orkut communities..Be careful http://smsdictionary.org/orkut-communitiesbe-careful/437 http://smsdictionary.org/orkut-communitiesbe-careful/437#comments Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:42:49 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/orkut-communitiesbe-careful/437 Be careful not to run java scripts in your orkut login. A big list of unwanted communities get added up to your list and you cannot even unjoin them.

if something like that has already happend then try this..

change your orkut password, relogin and unjoin them. Try to find the main community whose name was there in the java script. If you unjoin that, all the rest gets done , otherwise unjoin one by one.

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Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answer http://smsdictionary.org/job-interview-honest-hr-question-answer/436 http://smsdictionary.org/job-interview-honest-hr-question-answer/436#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 17:59:52 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/job-interview-honest-hr-question-answer/436 If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.

5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.

6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job… more money

11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I’ve gone through your website

14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).

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A nice story about the importance of a woman… http://smsdictionary.org/a-nice-story-about-the-importance-of-a-woman/435 http://smsdictionary.org/a-nice-story-about-the-importance-of-a-woman/435#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 17:16:39 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/a-nice-story-about-the-importance-of-a-woman/435 A nice story about the importance of a woman…

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

“Because I’m a woman,” she told him.
“I don’t understand,” he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,
“And you never will, but that’s O.K.”…….

Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?”.
“All women cry for no reason,” was all his Dad could say……

The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked
“God, why do women cry so easily?”

GOD answered…. .. “When I made woman,
I decided she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort… !

I gave her the inner strength, to endure childbirth and the rejection
that many times will come even from her own children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends,
even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without complaining. …

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.
Even when her child has hurt her badly….

She has the very special power to make a child’s boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager’s anxieties and fears….

I gave her strength to care for her husband,
despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart….

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her’s strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. …

For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed.
It is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness….
When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her,
and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry,
you will have made her heart feel good.
She is special!
send this to all the women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.
But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is!

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Management Lesson http://smsdictionary.org/management-lesson/434 http://smsdictionary.org/management-lesson/434#comments Tue, 27 May 2008 17:15:35 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/management-lesson/434 One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn’t argue with Big John, but he wasn’t happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what’s more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!”

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, “And why not?”

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, “Big John has a bus pass.”

Management Lesson: “Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.”

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Hindi Ghazal http://smsdictionary.org/hindi-ghazal/433 http://smsdictionary.org/hindi-ghazal/433#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 12:18:56 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/hindi-ghazal/433 kisi ney loot Liya dil ka Nagar zamana huwa

na mila rah mein koi shajar zamana huwa
huwa na khatm mera safar zamana huwa

kiya tabassum key pathraa gai nazar ab to
kisi ney loot liya dil ka nagar zamana huwa

wo naqsh-e-pa ki surat rah mein chhor gaya
nazar bichaaey sar-e-rah guzar zamana huwa

naa jaaney dil sey wo kaisi chaal chal jaaey
bisat-e-ishq pe jamaaey nazar zamana huwa

mein bikhar jaaonga, qismat sey bhi lar jaonga
teri chahat mein dushamn agar zamana huwa

tu hi ab maan ley aey dost khuda sey mujhey
meri duaaein huwyey bey asar zamana huwa

aa meri banhon mein choom loon lab o ariz
hamsafar tujh se miley toot ker zamana huwa

han dil ki baat sabat tujh se bayan kerta hey
mila naa tujh saa koi moatbar zamana huwa by saim sabat.

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Creation Vs Evolution http://smsdictionary.org/creation-vs-evolution/432 http://smsdictionary.org/creation-vs-evolution/432#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 12:17:46 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/creation-vs-evolution/432 A little girl asked her father: How did the human race appear? The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed. The confused girl returns to her father and says: Dad how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mom says they were developed from monkeys.

The father replied: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your Mom told you about her side…

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What’s the difference between a guarantee and a warranty? http://smsdictionary.org/whats-the-difference-between-a-guarantee-and-a-warranty/431 http://smsdictionary.org/whats-the-difference-between-a-guarantee-and-a-warranty/431#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:08:40 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/whats-the-difference-between-a-guarantee-and-a-warranty/431 A guarantee:

Is usually free
It’s a promise to sort out any defects with a product or service within a fixed period of time
It’s a legally binding contract, even if you didn’t pay for it
It must explain how to go about making a claim in a way that is easy to understand
It should add to, not take away from, your rights under consumer law
It works whether or not you have a warranty

A warranty:

A warranty is like an insurance policy for which you must pay a premium.
Sometimes it’s called an ‘extended guarantee’.
It might cover a longer period than a guarantee, and it might cover a wider range of problems.
A warranty is a legal contract, so you can take the company to court if they don’t honour it.
The terms of the contract should be clear and fair.
Having a warranty doesn’t diminish your rights under consumer law.
A warranty can run alongside a guarantee.

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Big B… Jokes http://smsdictionary.org/big-b-jokes/430 http://smsdictionary.org/big-b-jokes/430#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:31:20 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/big-b-jokes/430 This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness….. one fine morning he told his driver vijay “Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..”.

driver, “Par saab aapki tabyat?..”

amitabh “Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine…kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau…… .Hain”

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast…. breaks first red signal…… …

breaks second red signal…… ….

breaks on third red signal…… …..

Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out… “Chalo saheb lisaaaan dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat…baher nikaalo”

Sees amitabh “are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!” he is very suprised to see him….

…..

Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ….

“Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par…”

Sir “KYun kya hua??”

Havaldar: “Sir ek gaadi ne signal todla hai ani me us gaadi ko side me rakha he”

Sir: “To phir?”

hawaldar: “Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir …. mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ..”

Sir “KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??”

HAWALDAR : “WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR …

LEKIN AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ….”.

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Jadu’ Ki jappi http://smsdictionary.org/jadu-ki-jappi/429 http://smsdictionary.org/jadu-ki-jappi/429#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:28:41 +0000 Rahul http://smsdictionary.org/jadu-ki-jappi/429 Like Munnabhai, I too am a hugger and sometimes crave a hug. The secure feeling when wrapped in someone’s arms is such a pleasurable feeling. I grew up in a family that hugged often and I have always shared hugs with my relatives, friends and pets too!

By Hugging You are expressing your feelings. Love, understanding, joy of seeing someone, reassurance, support, comfort, happiness.

We all need hugs from time to time.
I have read one article -The importance of Hugging. Hope you will enjoy reading,

The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Apparently, each were in their respective incubators, and one was not expected to live. A hospital nurse fought against the hospital rules and placed the babies in one incubator. When they were placed together, the healthier of the two threw an arm over her sister in an endearing embrace. The smaller baby’s heart rate stabilized and her temperature rose to normal.
They both survived, and are thriving! In fact, now that the two girls are home, they still sleep together, and still snuggle. The hospital changed their policy after they saw the effect of putting the two girls together, and now they bed multiples together

“How important are hugging and physical and emotional contact for people affected by life - threatening illnesses? People who receive nurturing maintain a better outlook on their situation — and historically, positive attitude is an important factor in long-term survival. Hugging and physical contact make a difference in a person’s frame of mind, and may help their medical condition. Best of all, hugging has no side effects and does not require a trip to the doctor.

Hugging is good medicine. It transfers energy, and gives the person hugged an emotional boost. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth. A hug makes you feel good. It is also a form of communication. It can say things you don’t have words for. The nicest thing about a hug is that you usually can’t give one without getting one.

Hugging is healthy: it helps the body’s immunity system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it’s invigorating, it’s rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug. A real ‘Jadu’ Ki jappi!

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